everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.
WHAT IS MINE
i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”